Top five monstrous movie motors for Halloween
Halloween is a big deal these days. There’s the endless aisles of costumes cluttering the supermarkets, the pesky trick or treaters and of course the pumpkin carving. You’ll be hard pressed to avoid some form of scary shenanigans this weekend.
But, if you’re not too keen on the idea of donning a witch’s hat and annoying your town’s residents, how about watching an appropriately scary movie? It’s a great excuse to stay in, close the curtains and not answer the door to those pesky trick or treaters…
We put our heads together and came up with some horror-filled flicks that are perfect if you also happen to have a head for cars. Without further ado, here’s our favourite five vehicles straight from the scary screen…
The Evil Dead – Oldsmobile Delta 88
This seemingly innocent yellow ‘70s Oldsmobile was originally driven by protagonist Ash to the creepy haunted cabin in Sam Raimi’s iconic Evil Dead film. However, it appeared in all the Evil Dead films and even gets converted to a Deadite-destroying death machine in Army of Darkness. It soon became Raimi’s trademark to include this car in his films wherever and however possible.
It was originally his father’s personal car, and because of Evil Dead’s tight budget, it was all hands on deck to make sure it was put together as cheaply as possible. Since those heady days, this Olds’ has appeared in horror movies including Crime Wave, Darkman, Army of Darkness, and Drag Me to Hell. And let’s not forget it had a cameo in Raimi’s truly horrific Spiderman 3 too…
If there was a prize for the most frequently used car of the horror genre, this would certainly win it…
Death Race 2000 – Frankenstein car
It’s the year 2000. The United States has collapsed both monetarily and morally. It is now led by a maniacal dictator whose annual highlight takes the form of a transcontinental motor race from hell. A bit of a hard-going film to watch then? Fear not! Being a creation of the late ‘70s does mean the cars are as humorous as they are menacing.
The most memorable machine is without doubt that driven by David Carradine’s much-feared Frankenstein, a seemingly unstoppable opponent in the gladiator-style race. No spoilers, we’ll just say there’s plenty of carnage, crashes and corpses along the way.
Death Proof – Dodge Charger
Half horror movie, half muscle car homage? Of course, it’s a Tarantino movie! Death Proof follows a shady ex-stuntman who thinks his modified, 1969 Dodge Charger is – you guessed it – death proof. Problem is, that only applies to the person in the driver’s seat.
The film is clearly inspired by the muscle car movies of the 70s (think Vanishing Point, Dukes of Hazzard), and with its skull and crossbones mural and matt black paintjob, can a car really look more menacing than this one?
Jeepers Creepers – Chevrolet COE
Well, the answer to the above question can be easily answered by this WW2-era Chevrolet COE – yes! One of the first vans to feature a modern “cabin over engine” layout, these useful load-luggers mobilised America again after the war.
Add fifty years of rust, a cow catcher and of course the obligatory cannibalistic creature behind the wheel, and it’s ready for the very scariest of horror films. Don’t worry though; you’re not likely to encounter one on the road and, even if you do, it’s highly unlikely it’ll be driven by a demon.
Christine – Plymouth Fury
Looking forward to a future of autonomous cars? Well, Plymouth could lay claim to creating one 60 years ago in the form of Christine, the Plymouth Fury. It’s just unfortunate it was a murderous demonic spirit controlling the car and not a self-driving system designed to save lives …
Based on a novel by horror writer extraordinaire Stephen King, ‘Christine’ is lovingly restored by its teenage owner Arnie, but it isn’t long until his pride and joy turns on the entire town. Taking the vengeance out on anyone and everything, how long will it be until it turns on its own owner?